"Breaking the Seal"

When we were crazy kids in the 1980s with nothing to do, we used to get a beer ball and tailgate up to State Land in Eldred, NY.

The worst thing for the girls was that when we had to pee we "had to go in the woods". Crazy teenage girls have surprisingly small bladders... so we would "hold it" as long as we could for fear of "Breaking the Seal", bc once you went, you'd be visiting that same tree every 1/2 hour or so! Here I am, breaking the seal... let's hope I can entertain and inform and sometimes even appall on a semi-regular basis!

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